IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
YES IT’S BACK
oh my god
I JUST SQUEALED
JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY
Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.
Dumbledore makes the best decisions.
Cloverleaf tongue is a rare, inherited ability to fold the tongue in a certain configuration with multiple bends. Only a genetically chosen few could fold their tongues into the rare cloverleaf.
ratet, wer das kann
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE